Some one liners from Milton Jones…
Hobbies
‘Recently I’ve been attending meetings of Eavesdroppers Anonymous – not that they know!’
Yorkshire
‘The Grand Old Duke of York – he was a manic depressive. Well, when he was up, he was up…’
Health
‘As a child I had a medical condition that meant I had to eat soil three times a day. Lucky my older brother told me about it, really.’
Holidays
‘Recently I went on a ballooning holiday – I put on four stone!’
France
‘I can’t even count to ten in French: un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept… Aarrgghh! Sorry, I’ve got a huit allergy.’
Literature
‘Hopefully I’ve got a book coming out soon. Shouldn’t have eaten it, really.’
World War II
‘My grandfather is always saying that in the old days people could leave their back doors open. which is probably why his submarine sank.’
Hobbies
‘Recently I’ve been attending meetings of Eavesdroppers Anonymous – not that they know!’
Yorkshire
‘The Grand Old Duke of York – he was a manic depressive. Well, when he was up, he was up…’
Health
‘As a child I had a medical condition that meant I had to eat soil three times a day. Lucky my older brother told me about it, really.’
Holidays
‘Recently I went on a ballooning holiday – I put on four stone!’
France
‘I can’t even count to ten in French: un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept… Aarrgghh! Sorry, I’ve got a huit allergy.’
Literature
‘Hopefully I’ve got a book coming out soon. Shouldn’t have eaten it, really.’
World War II
‘My grandfather is always saying that in the old days people could leave their back doors open. which is probably why his submarine sank.’