A man had been slipping in and out of coma for several months, but his wife stayed at him every single day. One day he finally opened his eyes and said to his wife:
"You've been always with me through the bad times. When my business failed, you supported me. When I got fired, you were there. Also when I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost our house and my health started failing, you were still by my side. So, do you know what I think?"
"What, my darling" his wife asked, smiling bravely.
"I think you're really bad luck," the man said.